*Moaning Manager of the Month: February 2008

February was an interesting month for moaning managers and the competition was fierce.

Manchester United assistant manager Carlos Queiroz got the ball rolling in the wake of his team’s defeat to arch rivals Manchester City with a puzzling complaint about his players being left tired after returning from England duty against Switzerland, where 3 United players averaged a gut-wrenching 65 minutes of playing time.

Perhaps he was referring to the epic cross-continental trek from London to Manchester.

Another strong contender was Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger for his harsh criticism of Birmingham defender, This Guy, for his clumsy leg-breaking challenge on plastic Croat, Eduardo da Silva.

“It was the result of a very bad tackle that’s not forgivable… A three-match ban is a joke… This Guy should never play football again,” Wenger complained.

His subsequent retraction of these comments removed the Arsenal manager from being seriously considered for the award.

Understandably upset that no Derby players’ legs have been broken yet this season, bleating Ram’s relegation shepherd, Paul Jewell, put forward his case for winning the Moaning Manager award by launching a stunning tirade against his own players for their abject performance in the 2-0 defeat to Wigan.

“Anyone who knows me knows I might not have been the best player but I always gave my best and still do. I will defend my players all the way if they are giving their best and things are just not happening. But I just can’t defend that performance. It was absolutely disgraceful.”

A Bradford City spokesman, who knows Jewell, later confirmed he was not the best player.

Three worthy efforts, but the award for Moaning Manager of the Month could only go to one man.

After leading his vastly superior squad to their first cup final defeat of the Abramovich era, Chelsea puppet overlord, Avram Grant, deservedly claimed the prize, firstly for his assertion that Wayne Bridge’s forearm juggling of the ball in Chelsea’s penalty area did not constitute a penalty. He then went on to insist that blowing the final whistle while Chelsea were not winning was somehow illegal. 

“I have never before seen the referee finish a match when this situation is happening.”                                                                                        

                                                 

The following week, in the face of mounting criticism of his team selection in the final and his general lack of tactical acumen, Grant hit back.

“You’re (the media) trying to hurt the team, hurt the club because we lost one game. Wait with the knife a little bit… You didn’t behave too nicely. Now I don’t respect you too much because we lost one game and you’ve taken it too far. I don’t like it. You hurt my players, you hurt the club and this is not the right way.”

Congratulations Avram for winning the inaugural Soccersnobs Moaning Manager of the Month award!

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