*SOCCERSNOBS LONELY HEARTS COLUMN:
Posted by soccersnobs on March 17, 2008
Together we can leave the Blues behind - Balding Iberian full-bodied vintage Red, 47, would like to meet loyal companion and good organiser (who knows how to crack the whip!) for fun, frolics and to share long jaunts in Europe. Politics – Must share dislike of America. Sensual – I enjoy frequent changes of position. Do you? Could you be the one to help me achieve domestic bliss?? No Pakos.
Could you be my special one? – Swarthy charismatic Portuguese M, coming out of bad break-up, seeks wealthy ambitious partner for spicy fling to get back at ex. I speak my mind and can be v. naughty. I don’t play by the rules & controversy really turns me on. You Italian? – Let’s be naughty together…
Mend a broken heart – Affable simple ginger Yorkshire M in excellent dental condition, longingly searches for that special anyone for any kind of relationship at all. Am willing to travel long distances. Rainy climates also not a problem. Please please don’t make me your second choice!
Roman Emperor needs his slave!! – Billionaire Russian Dom M, desperate to fondle some big cups, demands subservient insignificant other to submit to plans for universal “domination”. I enjoy punishing and humiliating slaves for obedience. All boundaries respected initially with a view to going all the way before too long, hopefully in Europe. In return, you can help me splash the cash on other frivolous unnecessary purchases. Looks and personality not important.
Soccersnobs.
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